An Evolutionist's Prayer to Charles Darwin on the 200th Anniversary of His Birth

Our father, evolved from rattlesnakes,
Hallowed be your theories.

Thy world view dominate.
The earth conform to your wisdom, which reaches back billions of years.

Give us this day the missing links.
And forgive us our failure to find them, for whatever we find are discredited.

And let us not stray from the path of evolution.
But deliver us from theism.

For there is no supernatural.
And matter is all there was and all there is and ever will be.
Forever and ever. AMEN.