Politically Correct Ten Commandments
1. The state is supreme. The state determines what is moral. There is no absolute truth. Truth is what Holywood and the media portray.
2. The state guarantees your livelihood and happiness. It is the redeemer of your past and the savior of your present from any and all calamities. You shall not rely on other gods but the state.
3. You shall keep the name of God, even God, out of the state. State officials shall not say His name, nor shall you print His name on any public document, or mention His name on any property belonging to the state.
4. There is no supernatural. The material world is the only reality. You shall teach Darwin's evolutionary theory forever and ever. Whosoever challenges Darwin is a blasphemer.
5. God and religion are the source of all evil in society. You shall not tolerate those who practice their faith in public. You shall forget your Christian heritage.
6. Womens' freedoms come from the state. You shall not pass any law that challenges a woman's right to an abortion in any shape or form.
7. The state gives you freedom and happiness. The state issues marriage licenses. Therefore, you shall allow equal access to marriage to all persons without regard to their gender. Nor shall you restrict the number in a marriage to two.
8. The state is the savior of mankind. You shall gladly surrender your property for the development of your community. You shall gladly support social programs that transfer wealth from those who have to those who have not.
9. Those who speak against political correctness are intolerant and bigoted. Lying, defamation, and slander of those who oppose political correctness shall be speech protected by the state. You shall destroy anyone in politics who does not adhere to political correctness. The end of preserving political correctness shall justify any means of doing so.
10. The state shall be your protection from a guilty conscience imposed by religious morality. The state shall guarantee your privacy. The state shall guarantee that pornography and perversion shall be protected speech forever.
Posting of these commandments in public will be protected from any lawsuit from the ACLU or People for the American Way.
2. The state guarantees your livelihood and happiness. It is the redeemer of your past and the savior of your present from any and all calamities. You shall not rely on other gods but the state.
3. You shall keep the name of God, even God, out of the state. State officials shall not say His name, nor shall you print His name on any public document, or mention His name on any property belonging to the state.
4. There is no supernatural. The material world is the only reality. You shall teach Darwin's evolutionary theory forever and ever. Whosoever challenges Darwin is a blasphemer.
5. God and religion are the source of all evil in society. You shall not tolerate those who practice their faith in public. You shall forget your Christian heritage.
6. Womens' freedoms come from the state. You shall not pass any law that challenges a woman's right to an abortion in any shape or form.
7. The state gives you freedom and happiness. The state issues marriage licenses. Therefore, you shall allow equal access to marriage to all persons without regard to their gender. Nor shall you restrict the number in a marriage to two.
8. The state is the savior of mankind. You shall gladly surrender your property for the development of your community. You shall gladly support social programs that transfer wealth from those who have to those who have not.
9. Those who speak against political correctness are intolerant and bigoted. Lying, defamation, and slander of those who oppose political correctness shall be speech protected by the state. You shall destroy anyone in politics who does not adhere to political correctness. The end of preserving political correctness shall justify any means of doing so.
10. The state shall be your protection from a guilty conscience imposed by religious morality. The state shall guarantee your privacy. The state shall guarantee that pornography and perversion shall be protected speech forever.
Posting of these commandments in public will be protected from any lawsuit from the ACLU or People for the American Way.
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