How To Get Away With Murder

The Associated Press reports that in Lufkin, Texas, "a man faces a life prison sentence for causing his teenage girlfriend to miscarry". (Through The Alliance Defense Fund)

The report stated that the man stepped on her girlfriend's abdomen while she pummeled her belly killing the twins inside her. The man is under conviction for murder while the woman is protected by abortion laws.

Here's how he could have avoided the murder charge:

The woman wanted an abortion. Her boyfriend should have put on a surgeon's cap, latex gloves, and a scrub suit. Then he should have dressed her girlfriend in a hospital gown. They should have done what they did dressed this way. After successfuly killing her twins, all he could have been accused of would have been practicing medicine without a license, instead of murder.